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November/December
by Fr. Donald D'Angelo
Nov 14, 2008

November/December 2008

 

Dear Parishioners,

 

            This is a test for us 'old kids'!  The answers are printed in the back, but don't cheat. Thanks to our secretary, Colleen for sending this to me.


1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man?  Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind? ________________.

2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In early 1964, we all watched them on

The _______________ Show.

3. 'Get your kicks, __________________.'

4. 'The story you are about to see is true. The names have been  changed to
___________________.'

5. 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.'

6. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we'danced' under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called  the '_____________.'

7. Nestle's makes the very best . . . . _______________.'

8. Satchmo was America 's 'Ambassador of Goodwill.' Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was  _________________.

9. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________.

10. Red Skeleton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, 'Good Night, and  '________ ________. '

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their ___________.

 

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ & _______________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, 'the day the music died.'  This was a tribute to ___________________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it.   It was called ___________________.

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the _____________ ______________.


  ANSWERS :
1. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
2. The Ed Sullivan Show
3. On Route 66
4. To protect the innocent.

5. The Lion Sleeps Tonight

6. The limbo
7. Chocolate

8. Louis Armstrong
9. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader and 'Good Night and God Bless.'
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.  Not flags, as some have guessed)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop

Share this with your 'old' friends, better known as Seniors. Have fun remembering! 

 

 

 

Fr. Don

September/October
by Fr. Donald D'Angelo
Oct 28, 2008

September/October 2008

Dear Parishioners,

You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this. For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on... If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, 'Who's on First?' might have turned out something like this: 

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT 

ABBOTT:  Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? 
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.   
ABBOTT: Mac? 
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. 
ABBOTT:  Your computer? 
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. 
ABBOTT: Mac? 
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. 
ABBOTT: What about Windows? 
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? 
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows? 
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows? 
ABBOTT: Wallpaper. 
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software. 
ABBOTT: Software for Windows? 
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have? 
ABBOTT: Office. 
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything? 
ABBOTT: I just did. 
COSTELLO: You just did what? 
ABBOTT: Recommend something. 
COSTELLO: You recommended something? 
ABBOTT: Yes. 
COSTELLO: For my office? 
ABBOTT: Yes. 
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office? 
ABBOTT: Office. 
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office! 
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows 
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need? 
ABBOTT:  Word. 
COSTELLO: What word? 
ABBOTT: Word in Office. 
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office. 
ABBOTT:  The Word in Office for Windows. 
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows? 
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue  'W'. 
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with? 
ABBOTT:  Money. 
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have? 
ABBOTT:  Money. 
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money? 
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer. 
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer? 
ABBOTT: Money. 
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer? 
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge. 
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much? 
ABBOTT: One copy. 
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money? 
ABBOTT:  Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money. 
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money? 
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT! 
(A few days later) 
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store.  Can I help you? 
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off? 
ABBOTT: Click on  'START'............

Thank you to Deacon Michael for sending this one….                                        Fr. Don

Peter and the Zoo
by Fr. Donald D'Angelo
Jul 1, 2008

July & August 2008

 
Dear Parishioners,

 
Here’s our Incredible Story for this mailing courtesy of Deacon Michael.
 

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.  On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
 
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.  Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.  Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.  Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
   
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.  The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
   
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.  Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter's legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
  
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

 
                                                                        Fr. Don

New Our Sunday Visitor Distribution
by Fr. Donald D'Angelo
Jul 1, 2008

July & August 2008

Dear Parishioners,

 

            Do you notice anything different in this packet of envelopes? Starting this month, you will be receiving 2 months supply of envelopes per mailing directly from Our Sunday Visitor. With the rising costs of materials and mailing, the Staff and I searched for other ways to cut costs while still providing excellent service. With the auto-delivery system from Our Sunday Visitor, we found a much more cost-effective and easier system of getting our mailing out to you. The letters you receive from me will still be enclosed, however, because these envelope packets are prepared so much ahead of time before mailing, the Staff made it possible to have the monthly calendar available in our weekly bulletin and on the website instead. This way, the calendar will be more up to the minute instead of being old and obsolete. You will also find inserted in the back of your offering envelope set, a “Mail-Back Envelope”, please use this envelope for your donation when you are unable to attend services. Just affix a stamp and drop it in the mail. This will insure that your donation is always credited properly to your account.

We have been fortunate through the years to have loyal volunteers we fondly call our “Tuesday ladies” who come every week to prepare your monthly envelopes.  For all those years of service, we thank them for their generosity in sharing their time and talent. Although, they will be retired from this service, we hope that they will be willing to come back and volunteer for other things that need to be done.

We sincerely appreciate your continued support of the Parish and we hope that this new system will be more effective for you too. I encourage you to take this opportunity to consider increasing your weekly donation at this time. As you know, as with your expenses at home our Parish expenses are also increasing. May the Lord bless you and your family and keep you in His care.

On the back of this letter is the much-anticipated funny or poignant story for the month (or in this case, 2 months). Happy Reading!

 

                                                            Sincerely yours in Christ,

                                                            Rev. Donald S. D’Angelo

 

Charles Schultz Philosophy
Jun 18, 2008


June, 2008

Dear Parishioners,

            We all know that there’s always a little bit of Charlie Brown in all of us.

Charles Schultz Philosophy

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?

The lesson:

The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia " (Charles Schultz)

                                                                                    Fr. Don

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